St. Elmo Steakhouse - Indianapolis

Cowboy Bone-In Ribeye. Get on it.

City Bakery - Chelsea

I don't think the hot chocolate at City Bakery is Swiss Miss Instant.

Five Guys - Greenwich Village

This IS a Tasty BURGER!

Ápizz - LES

Dèlice! Gnocchi with Honey-Braised Short Ribs.

Gold Star Chili - Cincinnati Airport

It's not Skyline, but it'll do.

Jim & Nick's BBQ - Birmingham, ALabama

The dish you are looking at is called a Pig in the Potato Patch, and it is evil. Pulled pork barbeque, cheese, sour cream, and probably some other things all piled up onto one and a half baked potatoes, because one wasn't enough I guess.

Aroma - Houston St.

And the award for the rudest-looking tail end of a chocolate croissant goes to... Aroma Espresso Bar!

It looks like this loaf is pinching a loaf. That said, it was the best chocolate croissant I've had ion a long time.

Christie's Jamaican Patties - Brooklyn

Afghan Kebab House - Hell's Kitchen

War on Terror my ass. I love Afghanistan. Any place that has Tender Lamb and Spicy Beef Kafta Kebabs over warm, spice-scented brown basmati rice and a fresh salad with minted yogurt can't be all bad. It was really, really, really good. You can Cluster-Bomb your hunger here for under fifteen bucks.

Philly's Cheese Steak - Houston St.

This is how you fix a hangover. Wit wiz.